"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."
"Encounter with highly abnormal shark-like fish! Ten meters in length! Irregular markings! I tagged it dorsally with a homing dart!"
"You might be on "B" Squad, But you're the "B" Squad leader."
"You know I'm not good at apologizing, so I'll just skip it if it's all the same to you."