Saturday, May 17, 2008

Together they...FIGHT CRIME!


A couple of years ago I had found this Superhero tag line generator online. I can't find it now, and I don't even know why I had these phrases saved, but looking back over them now it's kinda funny, so I've put them here for posterity. There are a couple of redundancies, but that's the nature of "random" generators. Enjoy...

He's a time-tossed umbrella-wielding paranormal investigator on a mission from God. She's a green-fingered snooty bounty hunter from beyond the grave They fight crime!

He's a genetically engineered voodoo filmmaker from a doomed world. She's a cold-hearted wisecracking Valkyrie with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

He's a fast talking moralistic cat burglar who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a beautiful junkie schoolgirl who don't take no crap from nobody. They fight crime!

He's a maverick neurotic sorceror gone bad. She's a brilliant communist nun who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

He's an impetuous native American paramedic with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a supernatural goth advertising executive from out of town. They fight crime!


He's a lonely shark-wrestling paranormal investigator who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a pregnant impetuous archaeologist from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

He's a scarfaced dishevelled librarian from a doomed world. She's a virginal junkie angel who don't take no crap from nobody. They fight crime!

He's a lounge-singing albino farmboy from the Mississippi delta. She's a ditzy tomboy snake charmer on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

He's a one-legged sweet-toothed boxer with no name. She's a green-fingered hip-hop lawyer with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

He's a war-weary albino photographer who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a cold-hearted impetuous detective with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

He's a fiendish zombie dwarf on a search for his missing sister. She's a strong-willed punk angel with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

He's a notorious guerilla rock star looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a beautiful impetuous bodyguard who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

He's a sword-wielding Amish hairdresser from a doomed world. She's a foxy impetuous journalist with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

He's a suicidal soccer-playing hairdresser looking for 'the Big One.' She's a high-kicking out-of-work femme fatale married to the Mob. They fight crime!

He's an oversexed chivalrous cyborg looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a transdimensional Buddhist advertising executive fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

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  2. Even though that takes the magic out of it...thanks!

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