a gaming journal
"Flame of Udun"...Told you to keep away from the spicy food :-)
Ha! Funny, but true!
"You cannot pass this way, 'less you give to me five golden Rolaids Uh...make that six."
...and some Pepto, and maybe Immodium.
I'll see your 'hahahaha' and raise you a 'mwahahaha'