Thursday, July 26, 2012

Thor's Day Hero: Natalie Portman

Well Natalie Portman was bound to happen along for Thor's Day Heroes sooner or later. She seems to always pop up in the movies I'm watching, and she always brings tons of intangibles to those roles. In fact, the amount of her geek credit alone for many of the roles she's taken on should be good enough reason to put her here:
  • Leon the Professional
  • Heat
  • Mars Attacks
  • All three Star Wars prequels
  • V for Vendetta
  • Your Highness
  • Thor
Definitely nothing to sneeze at in that company. Not to mention her solid rap song on Saturday Night Live a few years back shows she's got quite the sense of humor. So welcome aboard Natalie, it's a motley crew so far but maybe you can help keep the peace.


  1. You forgot to mention that she is quite hot to!

    1. That was definitely in the "goes without saying" category!

  2. The boys, Adventure Capitalist, and I often speak of Ms. Portman and one of our number can only reference her as, "as flat chested as a 14 year old school boy." This member of the A.C., we will call him Nob, loves his Conan the Barbarian comics where all women have chests built like ballistic weapons missiles. So, his sentiments toward Ms. Portman may be dismissed.

    Ms. Portman's character in Darjeeling Limited is, nearly, the basis for the whole plot.