Saturday, April 30, 2011

Song of Blades and Heroes with the Firstborn


This picture says it all and the to be honest, this wasn't a posed shot, what you see here is genuine, unbridled eight year old enthusiasm for what is about to commence. I gave my daughter her first true geek gift, a set of rules for Song of Blades and Heroes. You read through the first few pages like a trooper and on errands in the the car I would quiz her about, "What's the quality mean?", "How many actions do you get if you pass two dice?" and the like. We started small, just one hundred points per side, but we followed all of the rules from set up to finish. For one, I get some miniatures gaming in, but for two, obviously I get to spend some quality time with my girl as well.

Song of Blades (SBH) is a great skirmish fantasy game, not just great really, but really really great. It's simple enough to start out with, the rules are solid and unencumbered, and you can get right down to the actual gaming itself with little effort. It's minis-generic so you can use whatever you have on hand and have a ball with it. I've done quite a bit with it on here in the past, here's the related posts for it.


My daughter's "force" consisted three figures, all female not surprisingly! I'm proud to say that she personally painted two out of three of them too (I painted the one in the middle). I'm trying to teach her right so right off the bat I let her know about 'what you see is what you get' as far as models, and secondly...you never play with unpainted figs!


She was enamored with my old Citadel "Viking chick" and took her on as the leader. She did her rosters all of herself and said because this figure had a winged helmet that she got to be a barbarian instead of "just a human".


For my crew I just took three identical and basic human 'marauders', just stand-in troopers from my Viking Warband. These guys are just your average human with hand weapons and minimal protection with zero skills or special abilities. They're still not to be counted out however!


Our table setup was roughly three foot by three foot with a scattering of terrain pieces. We whipped up a quick little backstory for the battle. Basically wars in the area had the men of the village off fighting while the women took care of things at home. The Elf was visiting her friends when bandits emerged from the woods intent on stealing livestock and whatever else. Thinking the place was undefended the bandits moved in, little did they know that there were 'warrior women' left behind!


Moving and measuring between two buildings...


Getting ready for the big fight


The first few turns as you could see consisted of just movement and maneuvering. As you can see here, one bandit in the top left has managed to close with a target while another bandit at top right is about to do so. The third bandit hides behind some vegetation at the bottom of the screen. The girls' movement and placement was actually much better than my own as they held a good defensive line across the middle of the table.


"Wait a minute, these girls be armed!"


The first fight was over quickly as my daughter's reliance on choosing to power attacks every turn paid off (and made me think I should do them more often). While the two were fighting, the third strolled in and the overwhelming numbered proved in the girls' favor. These two would then move on to attack the bandit previously hiding behind the giant mushrooms, they made even shorter work of him than they did their first target!


The final fight of the game was about to occur. I should state at this time that I wasn't pulling any punches during the game and I was helping my opponent with obvious and helpful advice as often as I could or when I saw fit. After seeing my first two groups get thoroughly dusted however, I was kind of hoping to win this last combat.


As you can see from the first roll of combat, it was going to hard for me to even pull out a moral victory. This was actually a hard fought battle, with neither side gaining the upper hand, and oddly enough we kept bouncing back from melee instead of one side falling down.


Once the 'difference maker' barbarian female showed though I knew it was over. I took the tactical withdrawal approach, actually weathered a few free hits, and then began to flee off the closest table edge.


Girl power!

Well I'll say the game was an utter defeat for me, and as I said before I certainly didn't throw any rolls, rules, or the game itself, she beat me fair and square. Well, technically the Elf warrior she had in there put her a tad over the one hundred point agreed limit, but I'll let that slide.

How was it? It was great of course! I've played tons of boardgames with my girl before, and even some made-up-on-the-spot miniatures (basically rolling for highest d6 using Mage Knight figs) but this was the first "official" tabletop game, played while sticking to actual rules, with figures painted by both parties. Typing all of this it kind of makes me glad I've got a place to record this stuff in the first place. Until round two...enjoy!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

You Can't Sever the Horn of a Minotaur


Get your quest on indeed. Finally I got to sneak out and go see Your Highness the other night. You've seen the trailers I'm sure, and unlike what you may think, there are plenty more one-liners you haven't seen too.


The movie is what you expect, pretty much a stoner-roadtrip movie that takes place in a fantasy setting. The accents are suitably "roleplaying fantasy", but the dialog was decidedly modern in both language and inflection (and especially humor). The crassness of the movie from opening to closing was also hilarious, just know you're going into an incredibly raunchy adventure from the get-go.


The fantasy trappings are all there, and the effects such as monsters and magic are actually well done. The story itself is pretty much a straight-forward quest with a few twists and turns. I was looking forward to seeing Natalie Portman in leather armor wielding a bow, and in that respect I wasn't disappointed either. I've always like the redneck-savvy Danny McBride too, and in a lot of ways the movie focuses around him and his transformation from slothful and inept second-born to honored and bloodied warrior.

If you're looking for a fun 'beer and pretzels' type movie, or have had a character cut off part of a critter to wear as a trophy, then you're going to enjoy this movie. Face it, most of the fantasy movies that come out nowadays aren't that great anyway, and this one goes in the opposite direction in terms of seriousness to great effect.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Now With More Award-Winning

It's with a lot of surprise, and with a little bit of a humble thanks that the 'Stylish Blogger Award' docks here at the massive orbital defense station that is Mik's Minis.

The Stylish Blogger Award given from one blogger to another one might say, is like a pat on the back for a good job. It's definitely a viral, zombie-like spread of good will so it's too good to pass up. I was awarded mine yesterday and have been thinking a little on who to nominate myself. There are four rules:
  • Thank and link back to the person giving you the award
  • Share seven things about yourself
  • Select 10-15 blogs who you think deserve this award
  • Contact these bloggers and let them know about the award
Well right off the bat I have the crew over at What Would Patton Do? to thank for passing the honor my way. Really, when I say crew, I mean the captain of that frigate, Steven (although I'm sure the rest of the staff would have no qualms). Steven is one of those rarities that I met online first, then later met at a con in real life, and still liked him, haha. What they've done for Flames of War in their neck of the woods is plumb amazing, and sitting here typing this I have no idea how they take that kind of audience and subject focus and do such an overwhelming good job with it. If you haven't been there yet, get on with it! Now, seven things about me, hmmm?
  1. When I was in third grade I fell about fifteen feet off a large boulder, landed halfway down on a dead cedar tree, and was impaled point-through my torso on a branch. I still have the stick.
  2. On the very rare occasion that I actually buy a lottery ticket, there's a small part of me that actually thinks I'm going to win.
  3. When I hear a radio ad (but not television) for buffalo wings I enter a Pavlovian, mouth-watering stage.
  4. I'm an elementary school teacher.
  5. I love them both, but if I had to pick only one it would be Sci-Fi over Fantasy.
  6. Going on twenty years, Seinfeld is still one of my favorite television shows.
  7. I go out of my way to help save bugs, all kinds, no matter how small/insignificant.
I guess that was the easy part, now on to the nominating. I'm telling you this though, I'm a trooper and I'm not going to shirk my duties...with great power comes great responsibility! I'm putting forth all fifteen blogs of noteworthiness. Fifteen! Now let me say up front, I follow way more than fifteen blogs, and of those 'way more than fifteen blogs' I'm positive triple that number are worthy of mentioning. I don't have the blog-fortitude though for all of that however, and I apologize if you got left out. So here you go, these blogs are ones I go to first and foremost for a wide variety of reasons.
  1. Little Lead Heroes. This one is a no-brainer, Andy's one of my closest friends and gaming buddy who I've known forever. We roll dice about once a week and some of my more ambitious projects have been spawned with him in the co-pilot's seat (or vice-versa). His focus is a little all over the place with a wide variety of both genres and scales.
  2. Imaginary Lives. Another local gaming buddy, this blog is seldom updated (ahem) but offers a lot of great looking figs among other things. Flounder has got a lot of game under the hood and it's just dying to get out. Again, a wide variety of genres and scales abound (I see a trend developing).
  3. Warrant of Trade. If I keep going at this rate, nominating all my real-world friends, I'll be done in no time, haha. Seriously though, Rucht has got legitimate industry credentials and he runs a heck of a game, not to mention he's a pretty nice guy to boot. His blog has a lot of musings on game developing and running as well as extensive game reports on his ongoing Rogue Trader RPG campaign.
  4. Repple Depple. Okay, this is the last of my 'buddy' gamers, I swear! Brian's the one who's had me knee-deep in all kinds of well-developed and themed historical lands. It is also because of him that I painted my huge warband of Vikings (and then he skipped town)! Great batreps, lavish tables, beautiful minis...he's got it all.
  5. I See Lead People. Eli runs a true gamer's blog. It's got a little bit of everything, including his own sculpting, and also boasts a healthy amount of writing to boot. It's an intelligent geek blog run by a very nice compadre.
  6. Sons of Twilight: Brad's one of those guys who I'd probably be rolling dice with on a regular basis if our zip codes were closer. He's got a great blog that sports everything from 40k to Blood Bowl to Legos. Sounds familiar!
  7. Green Skeleton Gaming Guild. The title may be a mouthful, but the blog is even beefier...beefier with more RPG goodness than you can shake a cudgel at! Brutorz Bill posts regularly, has many features, and always has cool new things to talk about about and gets you wanting to go buy the latest, hot indie sourcebook.
  8. Destination Unknown. I've never seen an author put so much of themselves into what they write, but Christian does day in and day out. He was the first (and only) person to ever commission a piece of art from me for a gaming zine a very long time ago (about a dozen years) and through the power of the internet I was able to connect with him once again. His views on life, the universe, and old school AD&D are a must read.
  9. Geektactica. For some of the best write ups, greatest looking tables, and fantastic figures you need to go no further than Jet's Geektactica. The action covers a wide variety as well, but mostly centers on Gothic Horror and/or the Wild West. There's some very nice games going on in that corner of the world.
  10. Chris' Miniature Woes. In a lot of ways I feel like Chris' blog and my own seem to often be in synch with the ebb and flow of what's going on in gaming. He's got a lot of cool things going on, and as you can guess, he doesn't stick solely to one thing. Sci-fi dominates his world though and it shows.
  11. GWpertinent. Tristan's got a lot of good stuff to stick around and read about. He's big on Blood Bowl and the occasional Necromunda campaign, as well as some great batreps and a lot of Space Sharks! Despite his blog title, he does branch away from GW from time to time as well, which is a big plus.
  12. My Dice Hate Me. Lots of projects, lots of fantasy and 40k, and even lots of Warmachine round out Meatball's blog. He's got plenty of other things to entice the reader as well, including ramblings on the social aspects of the hobby and a healthy amount of non-GW stuff also make their way in there.
  13. The 25mm Warrior. Josh has cooked up all kinds of goodness, and more importantly...enthusiasm on his blog. I only hesitate because the updates are somewhat scattered, but I'm sure he's working on fixing that, especially after this prestigious honor, right?
  14. Dicerolla. Papa JJ is another one of those gamers who games and blogs because he enjoys it, and it shows in everything they do. Like almost every blog I've listed, he's got variety, but that's just the tip of the surface. There's a certain quality and atmosphere he achieves with his blog, it's more than sublime, it's just authentic.
  15. Firebase-Spartan. Actually this is a rather new addition to my 'regular' list of readings, but it came in packing a solid punch so here it resides in the top fifteen blogs I follow. Spartan 117 is kind of doing things the way I wish I could in a way. I know I can't, I could never focus the way he does. But if I did, man oh man could I get some nice stuff cranked out. That's exactly what he's doing now, so check it out.
And with this list, that concludes my tour around the hot-spots I personally like to visit above others. They have all solidly earned their Stylish Blogger status. Like I said earlier, if there's an omission here I left out, it's not intentional. Also, once again I'd like to thank Steven of WWPD for giving a nod in my direction, and since he only nominated four blogs, I'm really glad I made the cut!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Incoming From Firebase Spartan


If you haven't been over to Firebase Spartan, do so. It's a great sci-fi wargaming site that's not system specific or even scale specific, plus the focus is on military sci-fi endeavors as well. So in a way, it's like a focused version of what I wanted originally for this blog...800+ posts later however I know my randomness can be reined in.

Spartan 117 used to run a couple of different blogs, each one dedicated to just one scale, I don't know how that didn't drive him insane frankly. Now, everything's been wrapped up nice and neat and one central hub is all you need for cool projects, batreps, and more. Recently he put out a request for some help acquiring some AT43 walking tanks, offering up a trade. I jumped on it, mainly because it was a good deal but also because I like the sense of a connected gaming community, even know we're scattered all over the globe and have never met face to face.



x2 Packs of troops via Khurasan Miniatures


A large pack of Rebel Minis Earth Force troopers


What really got my attention; x5 Rebel Minis HAMRs


A Khurasan gunboat


A trio of Lynx Hover APC's by Brigade Models


An absolutely MASSIVE Khurasan heavy MBT


And a pair of GZG's Phalanx six-wheeled APCs (also huge)

So pretty much a amphibious APC boatload full of troopers, walkers, mecha, tanks, and more. Thanks again to Spartan 117, it's trades like this where everybody comes out happy. Now, most unlike Spartan 117 who is fast to cranking out projects, I don't know when exactly I'll be getting to all this 15mm stuff, but get to it I shall. Until then, enjoy!

Monday, April 25, 2011

A New Weird West: Rango


Has it really been a year since I reviewed a movie? I need to get out more! Tonight more than made up for it however as I took the firstborn and her friend to see Rango.

Short and to the point, this is a great movie, you will love it. For an animated movie it also deviates quite a bit from the pack. It's not a kid's movie that adults will happen to enjoy, like say Kung-Fu Panda, it's pretty much the other way around. It's a movie for adults that kids can still enjoy after the fact. The fact that Hunter S. Thompson (and Gonzo the lawyer) both make a cameo appearance in the first few minutes of the film was a pretty major indicator.

It's a pure western story, with all the staples therein, and it pays proper homage to those facets while putting its own perspective on it, including the most iconic of all westerns near the end. What's more is the cast of characters, all desert creatures fair and foul. In its own way, which appealed to me greatly, was the large sense of an After the Bomb, Mutant Future kind of vibe going on. Here's a visual for you: A goggle-wearing bandito mole-rat swooping down on a wagon atop the back of a large bat while cranking a gatlin-gun. I might've been the only one in the theater thinking, "Dude, this would make for a great Gamma World game!"

I know my review isn't the most timely, Rango's been out for a good month or two already, but I had to chime in nonetheless. It's a smart film on many levels with superb animation and excellent writing. This one isn't just another formulated flick heaped on the animation pile, go see it, you won't be disappointed.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Doom Star Series


This book review isn't really for just one book, but for a quadrilogy called the Doom Star series. Really, this review isn't for the actual books at all, but e-books. Honestly, what attracted me to pick up book #1, Star Soldier was the ninety nine cent price tag and after sampling the first chapter I thought it might be fun, quick-reading sci-fi.

In short these books aren't examples of masterpiece writing in the slightest. In fact it's almost shocking at the number of editing and typo errors within their digital pages. So bad it's to the point of distracting the reader away from the story itself. It's not just the grammatical errors though, the story bounces all over the place and the characters themselves kind of get lost in the shuffle along the way. So why bother if that's the case?

They are fun reads, plain and simple. From a gamer's perspective, which makes a big difference here, there's just a lot of 'cool' ideas and imagery that you could easily see translating into an RPG or maybe somewhere in miniature form on the tabletop.

The action will take you from Mercury to Jupiter and everywhere in between, all in what feels like a pretty well grounded hard-science setting. There's enough stuff along the way, and some very unique and memorable factions (no good or bad guys) that does break the bonds of hard science and just becomes good, ole sci-fi. By the time you finish the first book, you'll want to read the second one, and by the time that one's through you're committed. It's four separate novels, but they effortlessly flow right into one another.

The crux of the novels revolve around a main character, who like Forrest Gump, just happens to be everywhere at all the right (or wrong) times. This is good because things are quite hostile, stellar civil war is erupting all over the inner planets between the humans and the super-human soldiers once created to protect humanity. The scale and scope of the story is huge as well, as in a Dyson Sphere-sized manufacturing station orbiting Mercury huge.

It does keep you coming back for more, and like I said, I thoroughly enjoyed them. The author, Vaughn Heppner, has crafted a great sci-fi setting that holds a lot of promise. If book five ever comes out, yeah, I'd probably read it too. Check them out and enjoy:
The Doom Star Series
Book #1: Star Soldier
Book #2: BIO-Weapon
Book #3: Battle Pod
Book #4: Cyborg Assault

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Clash in the Afghan Highlands, 1879


After tension between Russia and Britain in Europe ended with the June 1878 Congress of Berlin, Russia turned its attention to Central Asia. That same summer, Russia sent an uninvited diplomatic mission to Kabul. Sher Ali Khan, the Amir of Afghanistan, tried unsuccessfully to keep them out. Russian envoys arrived in Kabul on 22 July 1878, and on 14 August, the British demanded that Sher Ali accept a British mission too.

The Amir not only refused to receive a British mission under Neville Bowles Chamberlain, but threatened to stop it if it were dispatched. Lord Lytton, the viceroy, ordered a diplomatic mission to set out for Kabul in September 1878 but the mission was turned back as it approached the eastern entrance of the Khyber Pass, triggering the Second Anglo-Afghan War. -Wikipedia


British cavalry bear down on the dismounted Afghans


Afghan sharpshooters take aim, while allied infantry charge the Sikhs...


More British cavalry with pack guns in the rear


I got into a pretty massive (and fun) historical game the other night at Bob "Might of Arms" Bryant's house. We were playing an unpublished variant of his Might of Arms rules called Clans and Companies. A pretty versatile rules set which also powered this awesome fantasy game a while back. There were no undead or Elves this time around however.

I gotta admit, when Bob sent out the email and said "northwest frontier madness" I was thinking colonial America, haha. I was in for a surprise when I got there however. The terrain was stunning, the armies looked great, and the gameplay went fast. Most of all, we had fun. We were a little shorthanded, just three of us, so Bob and I defended as the Afghans, and Tom took the offensive with his British and Indian forces.

Spring Fever 2011 has already come and gone by the time this posts, but this was the game Bob ran in it and this evening we were just trying to 'break it' from a con point-of-view. Hopefully we were able to do enough damage for Bob to make his necessary tweaks.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Squats Reinforcements Arrive


The Squat land-train rolls on, this time with a new batch of reinforcements! This was a good haul indeed. The last batch is still soaking in Simple Green, and they're going to take some work getting into usable shape, but those are just the ground-pounders.

This batch, mostly all metal, will be the personalities and special weapons troopers. There's a lot of fun ones in here, so let's not delay!


A trio of melta-gunners...


A trio of dual-wielding chainswords and laspistols...


A trio of plasma gunners...


A trio of, what? Auto-gunners?

Last is this guy, which I was very happy to find as this is one of the Squats I've been trying to get a hold of since I started this project. He's missing his foot tab, but that's only a minor inconvenience. When you're acquiring 20+ year old figs, you take what you can get. This one is armed with a bolt pistol (really it's a boltgun) and a big ole power fist. He also has some kind of cybernetic face-mask thing going on. I've got some cool personalities already, but this guy's going to join their ranks for sure.

What am I doing with all these Squats? I dunno. It's fun piecing together this pretty venerable collection of the Emperor's stepchildren however.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Helkima, Tuskgaarde Ranger

This is about the only format where I feel comfortable enough to break that most grievous of gamer-taboos, telling someone else about your character!

We were utilizing the FATE engine quite a bit, which I'm a big fan of. It's just a tight set of rules that can be applied to any genre, and they don't make any room for hanger-ons, every player is put into the middle of the story. In fact, the game depends on it.

Well do I need to mention Sarterra again? Massive fantasy world, co-created by a handful of us over the course of a year, fully-realized, mapped, populated, and the like? No? What's the point of having this great world if you can't romp around in it?

The ball was rolling for a new campaign launch, but shortly after brainstorming characters and the like, the mission was scrubbed. This is really too bad on many, many reasons, but some good came of it. For one, our resident artist Bi3cuit whipped up this cool sketch for my character, and two...well, I can't think of reason number two. Hopefully the campaign will get off the ground eventually though, until then my "Conan-half-Orc-archer-highlander" character will linger half finished here.

Name
: Helkima
Race: Tuskgaarde
Class: Ranger

Skill Pyramid:
  • Ranged Weapons 5+
  • Survival, Melee Weapons 4+
  • Athletics, Endurance, Resolve 3+
  • Fists, Stealth, Might, Articifer 2+
  • Intimidate, Investigation, Empathy, Alertness, Rapport 1+
Stunts:
  • Quick Shot (ranged weapons, allows multiple shots per action)
  • Lightning Hands (more dex-based goodness)
  • Trick Rider (as it sounds, using a dire wolf as the mount)
  • Tracker (as it should be, being a woodsy archer and all)
  • Animal Companion (the aforementioned dire wolf)
Aspects:
  • Embrace of Ouroboros (Helkima has undergone rites and rituals of his native peoples to tap into that funky tree-hugging vibe)
  • Child of the First Tree (all Tuskgaarde receive this racial ability)
  • Way of the Free and Divine (learned martial arts/weapons training from bird-man monks)
  • Trained by the Sons of Berrick (learned beer drinking and rangering from hardcore Dwarves)
  • Noble Savage (I just love playing this archetype, the Conan/Greystoke kind of deal)
  • Deeds Not Words (working name, a hokey name stolen from an even hokier movie, but the premise here, the whole 'jump head first' kind of mindset, is the same)

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Mik's Final Moment of Zen, pt. 20


This is Major Mik to Ground Control...

"I hope you have enjoyed these twenty moments of Zen, I think my spaceship knows which way to go."

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Mik's Moment of Zen, pt. 18


"Different invasion, different alien, same pet shop."

Friday, April 15, 2011

Mik's Moment of Zen, pt. 17


"The official cookie of the Shadow Over Innsmouth."

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Mik's Moment of Zen, pt. 16


".40 cal happiness, at seven yards."

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Mik's Moment of Zen, pt. 15


"Even the pet shop is in danger...when aliens attack!"

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Mik's Moment of Zen, pt. 14


"Sludgy daemon goodness from the depths of the Play-Doh bucket."

Monday, April 11, 2011

Mik's Moment of Zen, pt. 12


"Abominable Snowman goes mainstream kids' clothing lines."

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Mik's Moment of Zen, pt. 11


"This is actually a cheat sheet for the game Classical Hack."